Reasons why I can't drive for nuts.

1. Bad sense of direction
   I can walk in circles and circles without realising I am walking in circles. If you ask me how do I go back from here, I will give you that pathetic blank look.
   
2. Once I start driving, my side mirrors will be gone.
   There is a tendency I will hit the side lamps or railings at the roadside, if u ever give me a chance to drive. With my perception of depth and distance, in no time the car would be back at the repair shop.
   
3. Road names? Expressways?
   I don't know how they link with each other. AYE, PIE, whatever the E is... I do hope it leads me to somewhere safe.
   
4. I am too young to die, in other words, KIA SEE!
   I have seen too many Road traffic accident trauma cases in the hospital and how they ended up. It is just too painful to see myself in the same situation. I am afraid of dying right now, got lots of unfinished business.
   
5. I am bad tempered on the road
   Traffic jams drive me crazy, I have thoughts of banging all the cars right in front of me if I was the driver. I could even try to wind down the windows and shout," move it!" Don't mention to me about pedestrians, I hate J walkers (although I am one of them).